Den 5 Puppet show

Characters:

• Indiana Jones (Cameron)
• Batman (Aidan)
• The Joker (Dillon)
• Two-Face (no one yet)
• Mutt Williams (Reed)
• Short Round (Jorge)
• Penguin (Nathan)
• Commissioner Gordon (Ryder)
• Ronald McDonald (Skyler)

Scene 1: Jungle

• Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon are in the jungle getting the Crystal Skull."
• Commissioner Gordon: "

• Pinocchio (appears)
• Commissioner: "You're not in this story."
• Pinocchio: "But I just wanted to be a real boy... Scout."

• Leave with Batwing on ocean

Scene 2: Bahamas

• Narrator: "Inidana Jones, Mutt Williams, and Short Round are on vacation in the Bahamas."

Indy leaves Bahamas

Penguin follows from ocean

Scene 3: Gotham City

• Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon have arrived in Gotham City. The Commissioner has gone to his office, so the Joker attempts to get Batman to give to him the Crystal Skull."
• Joker: "Can I have the Skull?"
• Batman: "No."
• Joker: "Please?"
• Batman: "No."
• Joker: "Pretty please?"
• Batman: "No."
• Joker: "Pretty please with sugar on it?"
• Batman: "What kind of sugar?"
• Joker: "Cinnamon."
• Batman: "No. It makes me sneeze."
• Joker: "This guy goes into a bar."
• Batman: "I've heard that one."
• Joker (loud and mean): "Why so serious?"
• Batman: "Because your jokes are so bad. You need to go on a Scout campout and learn some good potty skits. Ever heard Bow No Move?"
• Joker: "I'll have to learn that one."
• Batman: "Here, take this medication and come back in a week."
• Joker (leaves, sad)

Indiana Jones goes to Gotham to get it with helpers

Scene 4: Batcave

• Indy finds the Cave, takes the skull
• Batman chases Indy with Batmobile "I hate caves"

Penguin pops Batmobile tire

All tires fall off, Geico appearance

"Should have got Geico"

Scene 5: McDonald's

• Ronald is the Joker's brother
• "I'm lovin' it"

• Joker: "Some guy named Bow said not to take any medicine, especially when they say, come back in a week."

"I hate puppet shows"

"Where's Robin? He's at Jack In The Box. Says that clown is funnier."

"You have the Crystal Skull. Use it to pay for lunch."

Ronald: "We just take cash here. Do I need to call the cops?"

Short Round lines "Whoa! Crash landing!" "Short Round, step on it!" "Hold on to your potatoes." "Fortune and glory"

"I think my arteries just clogged

• Ronald McDonald: "And you thought this was face paint; it's poor circulation."

what to toss to the audience?