Den 5 Puppet show
Characters:
- Indiana Jones (Cameron)
- Batman (Aidan)
- The Joker (Dillon)
- Two-Face (no one yet)
- Mutt Williams (Reed)
- Short Round (Jorge)
- Penguin (Nathan)
- Commissioner Gordon (Ryder)
- Ronald McDonald (Skyler)
Scene 1: Jungle
- Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon are in the jungle getting the Cyrstal Skull."
Pinocchio appears. "You're not in this story."
Scene 2: Batwing on ocean
- Indy leaves Bahamas
Penguin follows from ocean
Scene 3: Gotham City
Indiana Jones goes to Gotham to get it
with helpers
Joker starts a "This guy goes into a bar" joke
"Why so serious?"
"Because your jokes are so bad. You need to go on a Scout campout and learn some good potty skits. Ever heard Bow No Move?"
Scene 4: Batcave
- Indy finds the Cave, takes the skull
- Batman chases Indy with Batmobile "I hate caves"
Penguin pops Batmobile tire
All tires fall off, Geico appearance
"Should have got Geico"
Scene 5: McDonald's
- Ronald is the Joker's brother
- "I'm lovin' it"
"I hate puppet shows"
"Where's Robin? He's at Jack In The Box. Says that clown is funnier."
"You have the Crystal Skull. Use it to pay for lunch."
Ronald: "We just take cash here. Do I need to call the cops?"
Short Round lines "Whoa! Crash landing!" "Short Round, step on it!" "Hold on to your potatoes." "Fortune and glory"
"I think my arteries just clogged
- Ronald McDonald: "And you thought this was face paint; it's poor circulation."
