Den 5 Puppet show

Characters:

• Indiana Jones (Cameron)
• Batman (Aidan)
• The Joker (Dillon)
• Two-Face (no one yet)
• Mutt Williams (Reed)
• Short Round (Jorge)
• Penguin (Nathan)
• Commissioner Gordon (Ryder)
• Ronald McDonald, also narrator (Skyler)

Scene 1: Jungle

• Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon are in the jungle getting the Crystal Skull."
• Commissioner Gordon: "We are looking for the crystal skull."
• Short Round (sings)
• Batman "It'll fetch a food price in Gotham."

• Pinocchio (appears)
• Commissioner: "You're not in this story."
• Pinocchio: "But I just wanted to be a real boy... Scout."
• Short Round goes and gets Indiana Jones and Mutt.
• Short Round "They got the skull."
• Indiana JOnes: Hey, let's go steal it."

• Leave with Batwing on ocean

Scene 2: Bahamas

• Narrator: "Inidana Jones, Mutt Williams, and Short Round followd the Duo to the Bahamas."
• scampi
• Joker runs a bad-guy convenience store
• Indiana asks for help with the Skull.

Indy leaves Bahamas

Penguin follows from ocean

Scene 3: Gotham City

• Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon have arrived in Gotham City. The Commissioner has gone to his office, so the Joker attempts to get Batman to give to him the Crystal Skull."
• Joker: "Can I have the Skull?"
• Batman: "No."
• Joker: "Please?"
• Batman: "No."
• Joker: "Pretty please?"
• Batman: "No."
• Joker: "Pretty please with sugar on it?"
• Batman: "What kind of sugar?"
• Joker: "Cinnamon."
• Batman: "No. It makes me sneeze."
• Joker: "Okay. This guy goes into a bar."
• Batman: "I've heard that one."
• Joker (loud and mean): "Why so serious?"
• Batman: "Because your jokes are so bad. You need to go on a Scout campout and learn some good potty skits. Ever heard Bow No Move?"
• Joker: "I'll have to learn that one."
• Batman: "Here, take this medication and come back in a week."
• Joker (leaves, sad)

Indiana Jones goes to Gotham to get it with helpers

Scene 4: Batcave

Narrator: "Indiana Jones found the way to the Batcave."

• Indy finds the Cave, takes the skull
• Batman chases Indy with Batmobile
• Indiana Jones "I hate caves"
• Boulder chases Indiana

• Narrator: "The Joker has filled Batman's wheels with laughing gas."
• Indy starts laughing

Penguin pops Batmobile tire

All tires fall off, Geico appearance

"Should have got Geico"

Scene 5: McDonald's

• Ronald is the Joker's brother
• "This beef is good."
• "I'm lovin' it"

• Short Round: "I want a happy meal; they have Lego Batman."
• Batman "Cool. We're famous."
• "I don't have enough money."

• Joker: "Some guy named Bow said not to take any medicine, especially when they say, come back in a week."

• Mutt: "I hate puppet shows"

• Commissioner Gordon: "Where's Robin? He's at Jack In The Box. Says that clown is funnier."

"You have the Crystal Skull. Use it to pay for lunch."

Ronald: "We just take cash here. Do I need to call the cops?"

Short Round lines "Whoa! Crash landing!" "Short Round, step on it!" "Hold on to your potatoes." "Fortune and glory"

"I want one."

Ronald: "I need some help back here. Brother"

"Talk to the hand."

• COmmissioner Gordon: "I think my arteries just clogged
• Ronald McDonald: "And you thought this was face paint; it's poor circulation."

what to toss to the audience? candy