Difference between revisions of "Den 5 Puppet show"
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* Joker: "I'll have to learn that one." | * Joker: "I'll have to learn that one." | ||
* Batman: "Here, take this medication and come back in a week." | * Batman: "Here, take this medication and come back in a week." | ||
* Joker (leaves) | * Joker (leaves, sad) | ||
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* Joker: "Some guy named Bow said not to take medicine, especially when they say, come back in a week." | * Joker: "Some guy named Bow said not to take any medicine, especially when they say, come back in a week." | ||
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"I think my arteries just clogged | "I think my arteries just clogged | ||
* Ronald McDonald: "And you thought this was face paint; it's poor circulation." | * Ronald McDonald: "And you thought this was face paint; it's poor circulation." | ||
what to toss to the audience? | |||
Revision as of 09:15, 29 September 2008
Characters:
- Indiana Jones (Cameron)
- Batman (Aidan)
- The Joker (Dillon)
- Two-Face (no one yet)
- Mutt Williams (Reed)
- Short Round (Jorge)
- Penguin (Nathan)
- Commissioner Gordon (Ryder)
- Ronald McDonald (Skyler)
Scene 1: Jungle
- Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon are in the jungle getting the Crystal Skull."
- Commissioner Gordon: "
- Pinocchio (appears)
- Commissioner: "You're not in this story."
- Pinocchio: "But I just wanted to be a real boy... Scout."
- Leave with Batwing on ocean
Scene 2: Bahamas
- Narrator: "Inidana Jones, Mutt Williams, and Short Round are on vacation in the Bahamas."
Indy leaves Bahamas
Penguin follows from ocean
Scene 3: Gotham City
- Narrator: "Batman and Commissioner Gordon have arrived in Gotham City. The Commissioner has gone to his office, so the Joker attempts to get Batman to give to him the Crystal Skull."
- Joker: "Can I have the Skull?"
- Batman: "No."
- Joker: "Please?"
- Batman: "No."
- Joker: "Pretty please?"
- Batman: "No."
- Joker: "Pretty please with sugar on it?"
- Batman: "What kind of sugar?"
- Joker: "Cinnamon."
- Batman: "No. It makes me sneeze."
- Joker: "This guy goes into a bar."
- Batman: "I've heard that one."
- Joker (loud and mean): "Why so serious?"
- Batman: "Because your jokes are so bad. You need to go on a Scout campout and learn some good potty skits. Ever heard Bow No Move?"
- Joker: "I'll have to learn that one."
- Batman: "Here, take this medication and come back in a week."
- Joker (leaves, sad)
Indiana Jones goes to Gotham to get it with helpers
Scene 4: Batcave
- Indy finds the Cave, takes the skull
- Batman chases Indy with Batmobile "I hate caves"
Penguin pops Batmobile tire
All tires fall off, Geico appearance
"Should have got Geico"
Scene 5: McDonald's
- Ronald is the Joker's brother
- "I'm lovin' it"
- Joker: "Some guy named Bow said not to take any medicine, especially when they say, come back in a week."
"I hate puppet shows"
"Where's Robin? He's at Jack In The Box. Says that clown is funnier."
"You have the Crystal Skull. Use it to pay for lunch."
Ronald: "We just take cash here. Do I need to call the cops?"
Short Round lines "Whoa! Crash landing!" "Short Round, step on it!" "Hold on to your potatoes." "Fortune and glory"
"I think my arteries just clogged
- Ronald McDonald: "And you thought this was face paint; it's poor circulation."
what to toss to the audience?
